Davey Dreamnation

As Davey’s fortunes on the mp3.com.au rankings took another battering, wild rumours that the self-obsessed superstar is set to embark on a world tour were confirmed this morning, Majorca time.
“I know that last sentence seems a bit out of order,” admitted Davey’s new spokesperson, Alex Lloyd, “but the fact is that Davey’s packed his bags, [...]

Despair gripped Camp Davey this afternoon (Majorca time) after it was learnt that the mp3.com.au chart rankings had mysteriously disappeared, just as Davey was on the verge of achieving the coveted #1 lo-fi artist spot.
The devastating news overshadowed the release yesterday of Davey’s incendiary Intake e.p. on the supposedly professional mp3.com.au site.
“This is just the [...]

Continued international interest and a surge of downloads have left Davey Dreamnation gasping, like a fish out of mortar, on the verge of the #1 lo-fi artist spot on mp3.com.au.
Sources close to the bemusing starburst confirmed this morning (Camp Davey time) that Davey’s incendiary new single “Departures” has led the way, debuting at #23 on [...]

The juggernaut that is Davey Dreamnation continues to roll inexorably down the far side of modern music’s mountain, with the release this morning (Majorca time) of a new single and b-side on mp3.com.au.
The barnstorming single “Departures” has been described by the artist’s spokesperson as equal parts Pavement’s “Rattled By the Rush” and that “Popular” song, [...]

Davey Dreamnation has been laying low for the past week, due to an Internet pornography scam that has left his reputation smeared and his self-confidence at an all-time low.
“While the facts are, as ever, elusive, it appears that Davey has been the subject of an extremely un-amusing Internet hoax involving alleged photographs of his genitalia, [...]

After five long months of practicing, rehearsing, recording and re-mixing, Davey Dreamnation has finally sold out by beginning the massive task of shifting his songs from a backyard server to mp3.com.au.
In a prepared statement issued by his pet llama early this morning (Majorca time), Davey stated that he has “had enough of server limitations, bandwidth [...]

Jasmine has begun to flower inside the Camp Davey compound, as another winter ceases, and spring says: “Move over, Jack, wide load coming through.”
Wih the change of seasons comes a chance to reflect on all that has happened to Davey since that fateful day in April this year when he uploaded his very first track, [...]