(On the tomb of) José Saramago

First published in the Lavender Room Zine-in-a-Matchbox Bumper Poetry Issue (2011).

José Saramago walks into a bar
     drinks fifteen shots of tequila 
& then opens his eyes & discovers 
     that he is now completely blind

Davey Dreamnation (1972–?) is an Australalian musician, vocalist, pirate and record-label owner who now lives 'in the third person'.