Articles in the The Happy Farang Category
Posted in The Happy Farang on 17 January 2000
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fireworks rupture the temple on the hill’s
serenity the interior’s panorama suffocated
by a buddhist vision of hell flavoured with
more than a dash of hindu horror here’s
a massacre of men & women sawn in half
by grinning & willing fellow men & women
here’s old buddha himself count his ribs
this is before he discovers the middle
path still there [...]
Posted in The Happy Farang on 16 January 2000
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armed with their hideouts & slingshots
& smiles they gather at nightfall beside
a rocky river road to compete in monied
contests dodge tuk-tuks & flurries of
laughter now pulling the notes from their
pockets & placing them on the road’s river
brown & then throwing their thongs from
line-marks towards jackpots of fluttering
notes /see the worn old thongs skim! &
the bigger [...]
Posted in The Happy Farang on 15 January 2000
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depressed as the prices no longer
deluded by smiles passing signposts
kilometres coming no closer to what
were once called destinations border
crossings & pass-outs different games
same rules waiting for the photo-op
that might make the cost of the ticket
worthwhile low season, last days &
the promise of last rains again linger
as clouds obstruct an aeroplane’s view
let tomorrow’s dawn [...]
Posted in The Happy Farang on 14 January 2000
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in bundles my friend!
in every pocket!
stuff those notes!
hang the exchange rate!
just get out there &
start handing it over!
spend it daily!
spend it gaily!
but wait there’s more!
it’s all for sale!
everything must go!
clothes looks lifestyles
out the door!
but wait there’s still more!
you can buy it
come on & try it!
talk’s cheap
you can buy that too!
but [...]
Posted in The Happy Farang on 13 January 2000
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under the pavement, laos in dissent:
a skin full of worn bones, the footprint’s
masseuse, a fist full of pavements & laos
under laos, the mekhong’s predictions:
swallowing bombs, reeking dimly of lao
beer on a menu full of laos & mekhongs
under the mekhong, the current’s advance:
upon an unknown beach, a silent chorus,
from a porous row of mekhongs & currents
under [...]
Posted in The Happy Farang on 12 January 2000
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ah! luang prabang ancient capital unesco
world heritage magnificently preserved
in pristine condition please bring cameras
film & kleenex for the mop-up /click! &
we’re off through the view-finder: monks
kiddies grannies trannies ripe for developing
when you get back to your secret laboratory
national geographic are definitely interested
oh i’m spent! /i’m spent again! / how the stock
churns like spectators through a [...]
Posted in The Happy Farang on 11 January 2000
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cock & football! it’s time to get up &
don’t those horny roosters know it!
cock & football! cock & football! around
the brown river bend here comes dawn’s
breaker rise & shine cock & football! cock
& football! cock-a-doodle-do! it’s morning
once again & don’t those poor hens know it!
cock & football! your smoking pleasure!
international! now available via satellite
in [...]
Posted in The Happy Farang on 10 January 2000
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visit laos & bring your wheelbarrow
pretend this isn’t communism gone nuts
ignore the poorly-organised protesters
turn a blind eye to the fall of the wall
incarcerate yourself in a capitalist prison
you’re lucky to have been arrested here
now there’s nothing left between you &
the socialist state’s caring attitude towards
intellectuals & slogan-dodgers do not float
canldle-boats on the mekhong & don’t [...]
Posted in The Happy Farang on 9 January 2000
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Nothing to report as usual save a badly bruised
rump boy the Lao sure know how to build a road!
as for the jeep well the driver was adamant that
i ride in the back for fear of bandits who as usual
failed to materialise (as did Captain Haddock
having discovered the medicinal value of sang sam [...]
Posted in The Happy Farang on 8 January 2000
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standing at attention
a column of white gums
awaits its commander’s
final orders over the top!
down the embankment!
secure all garden plots
& fish traps! then down
the mekhong we go
all in a row sir yes sir
drowning at attention sir
ye loyal diggers /saplings
planted when? & for
what strange reason?
in dust-blown vientiane
in the service of her majesty
ye brave snow-white gums
form a levee [...]
Posted in The Happy Farang on 7 January 2000
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baht (t): thai unit of currency (in 1999 1 baht=$AU 0.25)
chao le (t): sea gypsies
chao phraya (t): the river that flows through bangkok
cock & football (l): a lao brand of rolling papers
farang (t): any western (read: white) person or tourist
karen (t): one of the indigenous hill tribes of northern
thailand & burma
khob khun khrap (t): “thankyou [...]
