In response to yesterday’s shock announcement by Pixel Mouse that she has left the employ of Davey Dreamnation, the superstar has hit back by installing a new comments system on his international website.
“There’s nothing malicious about it,” the artist claimed yesterday in an unsigned e-mail, “but the fact is that it was Dixie - I mean, Pixie, Pixel, whatever the freak her name was - it was Dexy who installed that other freaking “message board” hoax - the one that never worked!
“God is it good to be in charge of things around here again. There’s going to be changes - big ones! Mark my words, you haven’t seen anything remotely resembling excitement yet!” the rock icon promised, before being bundled into a waiting taxi and taken to Tullamarine International Airport for “undisclosed artistic purposes”.
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