davey dreamnation

seething since 2001

Go seek the internet of what they have looked at

We do not go on fishing expeditions. We do not obtain IP addresses and then go seek the internet of what they have looked at. That is web browsing.
Neil Gaughan, Australian Federal Police, 16 October 2012

Go seek the internet of what they have looked at:
check out the intranet of what they have cached.

Lock up their upskirts with interweb colophons;
jack off their search histories with hypertext jam.

Tag all the ones with their intertube braggings;
patch into interwebs of their grimy hackathons.

Phish for rhyme schemes inside HTML buttplugs;
WordPress simulacra of all the sad expeditions. 

Cut 'n' paste previews of lightbox pretensions;
authorise sonnet stealers, lurking, 'n' browsing.

Hose down the strict implications of OMGWTFBBQ;
deprecate cascading shit-storms of fecal policing.

LOL at open tabs, all their darkwebs & dreamings; 
then go seek the internet of what they have looked at.

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8 Comments

  1. Ivy

    Love this, baby Davey.

  2. Thanks, Ives!!!

  3. I also love this.

  4. Good on you, Eric!

  5. Dankjewel 🙂

  6. Ravi de Costa

    OMGWTFBBQ! Brilliant Davey!

  7. Thanks a lot, Ravi!

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