Fellow crooner and sad-case HoJo is said to be quietly considering his career options today, after de Burgh bought the hideous prop at auction for a paltry €29 875 (AUD 45 000), a figure said to represent the crooner’s total actual worth.
Further, de Burgh, whose daughter Rosanna Davison somehow won the title of Miss World 2003, had the gall to state: “I know [Nik Kershaw] very well, and of course I will give him [a five finger salute,] being [a] mother [procreator].”
Strangely, no mention of this absurd series of events is made on the appallingly designed but nevertheless official Chris de Burgh website.
Meanwhile pop hand-throb Stung is, understandably, seething. Seething.