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Day-to-day minutiae.

  • My Hero

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  • Captcha

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  • Ye ken what day it be today, ye land lubbers?

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    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar! Sorry.

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  • Poets for the Red Cross: 9/11 five years on

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    I’m happy and hesitant about being included in this anthology.

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  • My Pals

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    They’re back. Meet Grisby, Tilda and Joey. Hoi!

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  • Here comes the judge

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    For the first time ever, I’ve been asked to be a judge for a short story competition. The competition, organised by the City of Boroondara, features three categories: Open Short Story (judge Paddy O’Reilly), Young Writers Poetry (judge Bulk Ace) and Young Writers Prose (judge, yours truly). Jippie. Here’s hoping we get lots of good…

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  • Poetry Picture Show

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    In breaking news I’ve been chosen as one of 10 poets to participate in a project organised by Johanna Featherstone’s The Red Room, a Sydney-based arts company specialising in poetry projects for screen, radio, print and real space. Entitled Poetry Picture Show, the project asks each of us to write an original poem inspired by…

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  • Imaginary City in Stylus!

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    Issue 22 of Stylus Poetry Journal is out now, featuring some kewl haiku plus poetry by Frances Raven, Justin Lowe, Barbara Archer, Julie Beveridge, Caroline Gilbo, Leanne Hills, Graham Nunn, Ynes Sanza, Jena Woodhouse, Caleb Puckett, Mandy Beaumont, Alison Eastley and me! Read imaiginary cities: heli today! This is the fifth city to have found…

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  • U.S.S.R. (January-June 2006)

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    William Gibson, Pattern Recognition Mark Davis, Gangland Dorothy Porter, What A Piece Of Work Anna Funder, Stasiland Mary Ellen Jordan, Balanda: My Year In Arnhem Land Peter Carey, Wrong About Japan Brett Dionysius, Universal Andalusia Luke Beesley, Lemon Shark Flannery O’Connor, Wise Blood Nicholson Baker, Checkpoint Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog In…

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  • Nicknames What I Have Had

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    Daedae Davey Davey (Crockett) Old (Spice) Boofhead White (Lantern) Snowy Santa (Claus) Later (Prater) Pravid (Dater) Prates Aled (Jones) Tim (Brooke Taylor) Rex (ona) Pretz (el) Pretz (elle) Pumpkin Davros Deprave Pants Farang Brian Toots (ie) Clint Admiral Stripey Professor (Davey) Remediation (Man) Plater Leukerd … (plus many more too lurid to print here …)

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  • TV Pow! – Bulk Ace and Untold!

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    Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!…

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  • Bulk Ace vs Retail

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    BULK ACE RETAIL Untold Gouda Guru Guus Kat Leukerd Zwerver Skates Montana Honing Kus Maan Fully Told Told Gucci Josh Harry Cat Sukkel Wuppie Blades Deadwood Bij Doei Mooi Bulk Ace Untold

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  • Thus, Finally, Concludes the Definitions of Leukerd!

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    91. To stare resolutely at one’s shoes while playing the guitar. 92. Hair that’s just long enough to tuck behind the ears. 93. A couple who share the same shoe and jean sizes. 94. An ex-smoker’s ex. 95. The official name of the 23-hour-day movement. 96. Local council community consultation addict. 97. Ten years of…

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  • Leukerd In the Eighties!

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    81. To search for words you don’t understand in random dictionaries. 82. The pregnant pause when two people are thinking the same thing. 83. Chili-covered peanuts. 84. Overuse of emoticons in hand-written correspondence. 85. “Cheers”. 86. A great year. 87. An imaginary fiend. 88. The name of Bruce Springsteen’s guitar. 89. Bandage-wearing fetish. 90. A…

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  • The Return Of Leukerd – As If He Ever Left!

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    71. To die in an explosion. 72. Dryness of skin caused by spending too long inside a centrally-heated house. 73. The opposite of schadenfreude. 74. To think that you recognise someone, call out to them and then realise when they turn around that you have been mistaken. 75. To turn around upon hearing a name…

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