Still More Definitions of Leukerd

31. A never-ending tub of creamy custard yoghurt.

32. To congregate near a train station entrance waiting for 6pm to tick over, so as to take advantage of the fact that after 6pm a two hour ticket lasts until 2am the next day.

33. To pretend to be interested in football.

34. An adopted child.

35. The study of ferry timetables.

36. Stifled cries.

37. To throw out all of your underpants.

38. The mating sound made by black cats.

39. To want to die.

40. A misleading translation.


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Davey Dreamnation (1972–?) is an Australalian musician, vocalist, pirate and record-label owner who now lives 'in the third person'.

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