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[[File:Clintbodean.jpg|200px|thumb|right|One of literally millions of images of Clint Bo Dean currently circulating on the Internet (source unknown).]]'''Clint Bo Dean''', once described as the world's most private poet, is a musician and chanteuse who possesses Australalia's worst-kept wig and proudly maintains that his influences include [[Eyna]], [[Captain Sans Tennille]], [[Christy Burr]], [[Sparcadia]], [[Noseworks]], [[Wa Wa Nej]] and [[Strypah]].

Perhaps unsurprisingly, Clint was born under the influence of helium in the Bahamas in 2004. Despite his penchant for interpretative dance, Clint has so far failed in his stated career aim of joining the Bolshoi Ballet. He spends most of his time penning ridiculously grandiose orchestral arrangements for two flugel horns and one triangle.

His debut DNRC single, '[[Private Poet]]', was judged a form of torture by the International Criminal Court and subsequently banned from use in Australalian jails. His breakthrough album, ''[[Never Go Ashtray]]'', violated several international whaling protocols.

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