come one come all! to work
in our factories! for in all of
craptasticaô we do have
millions! funnels & chimneys!
plasticine assemblies! shift
work! free health care! & twice
yearly holidays! (see brochure!)
we specialise in wares bound
for two dollar shops or anywhere
the crazy bargain prevails & you
are an important cog in this
wheel of fortunate gadgets &
gizmos! artificial scents & tea-
towels! – industrial strength
citizens! will consume all you
produce! & you in turn will
also consume other crap! such
as small plastic objects also
wrapped in plastic! fine layers
of craptsticaô will one day
be discovered in bedrock! landfill
perfumes! watches designed never
to work! as selling agents you
will be sent on junkets to your
homelands! we will provide all the
blank cheques you need! no dull
stares now! impermeable surfaces!
on impeccable whiteboards plan
massive advertising campaigns!
one day! you will emigrate here!
& all of this will! be! yours!
