look at moi making sinister snow flurries in my diaper
i make it so & it is so (beautiful like nothing ever seen
look over there while we take away your softliest sons
so soft they’re (oh so malleable and mild the mildliest 
of all my sons take them all o-or let me give them back 
to you the world’s frequent hoarder last-minute plane
boarder (operations sovereign as executive summaries
assassinating tracked changes deleting every van gogh 
earmuff or card-trick bluff (maybe even banff where’s
that who’s hoarding facts ALL CAPS make yr deaths
greater than this most tasteliest grated cheeseburgahz
evah (sah clevah nevah say never from now ahn nevah 
bravadah and-ah livin la vidah locah like rudi giardia
nevahda (coming to a colorectal screening near euww