1. Small wingless bird, usually found in desert areas. Eats only wasabi peas.

2. The feeling when one forget one’s own PIN, and thus end up watching in horror as the machine swallows one’s ATM card. “All of a sudden I felt leukerd, then just stupid.”

3. To dance perpetually in a room containing one wooden chair. “Then he began to leukerd – wow.”

4. Slang word for an older man. “Well, he’s nice – but he is a bit leukerd, so … hmm.”

5. Crazy, in a good way. “She’s so leukerd. I love it!”

6. Archaic door-locking system using bells and leukerds (see 1, above).

7. Obscure Australian cheese.

8. Medieval word for the moon, eg: “The man in the leukerd began to leukerd, but I felt a bit leukerd when the leukerd flew …”

9. A puddle.

10. To spend all day waiting for the sun to appear from behind a cloud.