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What is the essence of Feng Haag Shuiling™?

For all your interior decorating needs, look no further than K&D’s groundbreaking contemporary home stylings Catalogue. Here, you will be introduced to some of the original Den Haag stylings—including über minimal, discreet, worldly and faun stylings.

Filled to burst with reading nooks, bed chambers, balcony stylings, cushion zones and haagse stylings, flower box cute stylings and pastiche, the K&D home bustles with Feng Haag Shuiling™ radiance.

K&D Stylings: the home of international stylings and Feng Haag Shuiling™

To refresh, and for all of our new catalogue readers, the essence of Feng Haag Shuiling™ is simple: elegance, verve and panache. The combination of these three elements will ensure that your apartement will be the envy of all. The combination of workspace and prime city views is just one of the advantages of the Den Haag Stylings.

Utterly contemporary, completely unique, more now than then.

Usually.

Peruse the ultimate Feng Haag Shuiling™ product and lifestyle placement catalogue. You too can possess semi-authentic fruit bowl (plastic bananas optional, batteries not included); two-dollar shop ‘vanilla’ candles; rustic jar filled with local and or general working ‘tulips’; compulsory world globes, Captain Thin biscuit platters (not shown) and small tins of lip gloss. Shown, but utterly superseded. Echoes of K&D Spring Catalogue.

A new experiment in liberational technology stylings. Just who are the brains behind this unique and moving operational situation? Find out in this exclusive and constantly-updated section, based on transmissions from the K&D intranet.

Books of all genres add a dash of colour and sophistication to any shelf.

Award-winning kitchen design strangely absent here. Round sink reflects status of Den Haag as global village per excellence and also offers smooth entry point for faux-Persian bowl (see separate image).

Further to previous slide, moor your private powerboat, second houseboat or schooner at the handily-located streetside dock. Yacht rock compulsory. Hair by Brian.

A quiet reading nook evokes images of old country charm, patronage and soft pule.

Gauge the heat of the property market with this antique “thermometer” installation. Courtesy of Lentheric, makers of Panache. Natural Glow and Bedazzler not included.

Introducing the new Den Haag stylings: über minimal, discreet, worldly and faun.

See how long this neatly-ordered walk-in wardrobe arrangement lasts in your home.

Contemporary blue and white checked doona cover clashes violently with compulsory pink and flower-covered pillows. Echoes of Russian Formalism in the brave white lines featured here.

Streaming light adds depth to an otherwise plain field of white, brown and green that is sometimes mistaken for yellow. Glasses on, people! Indonesian death mask reflects post-colonial status of Den Haag and also adds a splash of daring and boldness to otherwise Soviet-influenced whiteness of walls and general interior.

Strong remininscences of Tuscany in this chic outdoor balcony and entertainment area, complete with view of nearby apartments. Authentic, controversial and utterly relevant.

Urban living doesn’t mean you have to give up your estate delights. Park your Land Rover outside, beneath utterly transfixing blossoms of unidentified tree. Free after 5pm and on weekends.

A hint of Persia in this stunning salad bowl in faux-museum display cabinet.

First floor former warehouse apartment living par excellence. Triumphant green flags and downstairs colour copy business completely optional and, naturally, random.

Maudlin and moving installation featuring single coffee cup hints at grand and uber-compelling isolation of ex-patriate poet imprisoned in “garret”.

Synchronicity was the final album released by The Police. Be sure to surround your dining setting with an equal number of space-station inspired seating objects.

The best way to highlight one’s beige shower curtain is to take a photograph in which it appears that said curtain is in fact a circular mirror. Bathroom accoutrements fully optional.

Second bed chamber provides field space for that messy apartment dweller to arrange unused boxes, clothes and accessories in chaotic “piles”.

The K&D Stylings philosophy

While it is true to say that all philosophies exist on a plane beyond language, it is also safe to say (and write) that the K&D Stylings Philosophy is a fusion of Eastern and Western design schoolings, taking from the former the essence of Feng Haag Shuiling™, and from the latter an emphasis on exactness.

More than that cannot be documented here. We trust you will treat these snippets of information with the discretion we expect from all K&D employees.

Who founded K&D Stylings?

K&D Stylings (formerly K&D de Baarsjes Stylings and K&D Den Haag Stylings) was created and founded by Kuskat Sperzieboon and Davey Dreamnation in the spring of 2008 (northern hemisphere). Since then, the K&D franchise has appeared in several well-known stylings districts including Milan (outer suburbs), Paris (Metro) and New York (State).

It is hoped that within a period of five years the K&D brand, logo, name, philosophy and soundtrack will be available to sophisticated stylings fans on every continent, and in every city with a population of 5 million or more. As co-founder K. Sperzieboon said in a recent interview, “that’s what I was thinking as well.”

A graduate of the de Burgh Institute and the Arnon Grunberg School of Dance, Kuskat (or ‘K’) Sperzieboon has a background in high finance and Antarctic treaty law. With these specialisations she has gone on to achieve what few have even dared to dream of, taking out the 2006 Enya Grand Prix Award for her groundbreaking work with the Shuiling. Her fusion of Feng Haagheid and Oz Stylings has won her many fans in the arts, catering and entertainment industries.

K&D Stylings—purveyors of Feng Haag Shuiling™ since 2008.