1.
returning from the graveyard to rise a level
like william faulkner said i made it on a bevel

2.
we first met near a pixel in eversong woods  
jo, our avatars dealt out some serious blows!

3.
oh we fought for hours against the ironic orcs
my sinister strike & your magnificent stealth 

4. 
/whisper: i have been teleported to fairbreeze
/whisper: okay i'll wait here until you return

5. 
/clintolas dances with the undead anok'suten 
/clintolas dies as anok'suten calls for help

6. 
clintolas shouldn't be meeting anok'suten yet
clintolas has not levelled up sufficiently yet 

7. 
i run swiftly across the water when i'm dead 
when i'm alive it's 100% stealth mode for me

8. 
jou spik dansk? asks some suspect blood elf
/enemyfan whispers: let's meet somewhere else

9.
not enough energy! sit down & drink, refresh
/clintolas gnaws on a hunk of mouldy bread

10. 
cheerful blood elf spirit level nine is dead!
return to graveyard (six minute resurrection