Levelling

1.
returning from the graveyard to rise a level
like william faulkner said i made it on a bevel

2.
we first met near a pixel in eversong woods  
jo, our avatars dealt out some serious blows!

3.
oh we fought for hours against the ironic orcs
my sinister strike & your magnificent stealth 

4. 
/whisper: i have been teleported to fairbreeze
/whisper: okay i'll wait here until you return

5. 
/clintolas dances with the undead anok'suten 
/clintolas dies as anok'suten calls for help

6. 
clintolas shouldn't be meeting anok'suten yet
clintolas has not levelled up sufficiently yet 

7. 
i run swiftly across the water when i'm dead 
when i'm alive it's 100% stealth mode for me

8. 
jou spik dansk? asks some suspect blood elf
/enemyfan whispers: let's meet somewhere else

9.
not enough energy! sit down & drink, refresh
/clintolas gnaws on a hunk of mouldy bread

10. 
cheerful blood elf spirit level nine is dead!
return to graveyard (six minute resurrection




About the author

Davey Dreamnation (1972–?) is an Australalian musician, vocalist, pirate and record-label owner who now lives 'in the third person'.

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