Heel Hete

hotter than that princes highway
hotter than the towering inferno
hotter than hell on christmas day
hotter than every cricketer’s mo –

heel heet! by crikey, that’s hot
heel hete! ouch! don’t touch it!
heel hete! (i’m talking very hot
heel hete! … ehm … oh, shit.

hotter than any council barbecue
hotter than ham & cheese on toast
hotter than a festival portaloo
hotter than your mum’s hot roast

heel hete! very hot! take care!
heel hete! very hot! aiy, beware!