Heel Hete

hotter than that princes highway
hotter than the towering inferno
hotter than hell on christmas day
hotter than every cricketer’s mo –

heel heet! by crikey, that’s hot
heel hete! ouch! don’t touch it!
heel hete! (i’m talking very hot
heel hete! … ehm … oh, shit.

hotter than any council barbecue
hotter than ham & cheese on toast
hotter than a festival portaloo
hotter than your mum’s hot roast

heel hete! very hot! take care!
heel hete! very hot! aiy, beware!

About the author

Davey Dreamnation (1972–?) is an Australalian musician, vocalist, pirate and record-label owner who now lives 'in the third person'.

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