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Author: Davey Dreamnation

Davey Dreamnation (1972–?) is an Australalian musician, vocalist, pirate and record-label owner who now lives ‘in the third person’. View his full biography.

  • ‘I Claim Responsibility’ in words and music

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    The first recording by Davey Dreamnation since the second space shuttle exploded, “I Claim Responsibility” was originally aired as a spoken word piece on ABC Radio National in 2005 as part of the Deep End Poetry Slam. Never one to rest on his laurels, Davey completely re-recorded the track to cassette and then uploaded the…

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  • buddha machine zero

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    A catalogue of tongues inside the Buddha’s room, that place it seemed impossible to leave, a space created by two dim machines under the tongue of a slippery moon. The tongue of a moon that licks the shore, that space where two melodies meet and form a zero, a name for the unwritten body floating…

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  • Thus, Finally, Concludes the Definitions of Leukerd!

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    91. To stare resolutely at one’s shoes while playing the guitar. 92. Hair that’s just long enough to tuck behind the ears. 93. A couple who share the same shoe and jean sizes. 94. An ex-smoker’s ex. 95. The official name of the 23-hour-day movement. 96. Local council community consultation addict. 97. Ten years of…

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  • Leukerd In the Eighties!

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    81. To search for words you don’t understand in random dictionaries. 82. The pregnant pause when two people are thinking the same thing. 83. Chili-covered peanuts. 84. Overuse of emoticons in hand-written correspondence. 85. “Cheers”. 86. A great year. 87. An imaginary fiend. 88. The name of Bruce Springsteen’s guitar. 89. Bandage-wearing fetish. 90. A…

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  • The Return Of Leukerd – As If He Ever Left!

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    71. To die in an explosion. 72. Dryness of skin caused by spending too long inside a centrally-heated house. 73. The opposite of schadenfreude. 74. To think that you recognise someone, call out to them and then realise when they turn around that you have been mistaken. 75. To turn around upon hearing a name…

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  • Going Down Swinging promotional clip and track!

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    Two pieces in the best Australian literary journal ever! Untold and bulk ace!

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  • Love Dumpling

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    Welcome. Love dumpling instructions. Filled with kind of oil that rips layer of skin off tongue. Loved by thousands, admired and emulated by millions more. Comes in set of fifteen, complete with complimentary broth and beans. May induce giggles in bystanders, celebrity chefs and fellow customers. Should be eaten with chopstick, small spoon and bravery.…

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  • Oh No! Oh Yes! It’s Leukerd Again.

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    61. To come close to realising the definition of a word, without realising how close you actually are. 62. The smallest capital city in the world (Republic of Gouda, population: 2). 63. A hot flush caused by wearing too many layers of clothing in a library. 64. To dream about somebody while talking to them…

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  • Here’s a Surprise: A Few More Definitions of Leukerd!

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    51. The fifty-first item in a list. 52. A notebook filled with definitions of leukerd. 53. To continue to repeat a joke even though it is no longer funny. 54. Small piece of green vegetable lodged between the teeth. 55. Traditional Korean game in which the object is to lose all one’s marbles. 56. Bed…

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  • Captain Sans Tenille: “Talk Like A Pirate”

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    DNRC065 | LP | 2007

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  • You Guessed It: Yet More Definitions of Leukerd

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    41. A popped pimple. 42. Little-known 1970s Swedish saxophone/melodion duo. 43. Chocolate fondue. 44. Hot rocks. 45. Goose chills. 46. When the weather at a particular time of the year is unusual. 47. To ask “why?”. 48. Fake laughter. 49. To pretend to be in de-tox. 50. Herding sheep.

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  • Goose Chills!

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  • Still More Definitions of Leukerd

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    31. A never-ending tub of creamy custard yoghurt. 32. To congregate near a train station entrance waiting for 6pm to tick over, so as to take advantage of the fact that after 6pm a two hour ticket lasts until 2am the next day. 33. To pretend to be interested in football. 34. An adopted child.…

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  • New Territories

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    Lying on a plane like lizards gasping for air. These new territories toxic as liquid gold or phantasms with no name. Down by a dusted ferry terminal for yesterday’s new deliveries.† File these hopes under miscellaneous cargo – or send them to me, cash on delivery. Lovers mingle with the lonely in a crowd. Bastilles…

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  • All the things I should have done the day I got dakked

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    I should have decided not to get up that morning. I should have stayed in bed, reading WWII-era comic books and drinking Chocolate Moove. But I didn’t, and that’s why I’m writing this story now. I should have known what was coming. I’d been hassled mercilessly since arriving at the public school in that small…

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