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Apestaartje
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1 min read
do monkeys eat bananas with their tails or is that just another urban myth? & if they had computer access don’t you think they’d use that tail to move the mouse -† or is that just another red bandanna gag? & if they could send us emails (what do you think they’d tell? writing from…
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Then We Fled
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5 min read
When the sound of the firecrackers morphed into the sound of explosives, I knew it was time. My uncle’s shop, the opening of which the firecrackers was intended to bless, went up in a single sheet of white flame, the target of a shoulder-held missile. I quickly shaved my head, assembled my possessions (the book,…
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Gucci Milk
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2 min read
Gucci milk laced with honey, captured on DVD. The long, slow passion milk of deferral and delay. Cargoes sweating in holds. Sold at small card tables on the streets of Shanghai, alongside orange quick-call phones and bolts. Batteries and pin-head chips that store our deep-freeze desires, our ceiling fan dreams. Milk girl, tall lady. Hair…
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Fake Crazy
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3 min read
Wah! We were going fake-crazy in the hutongs – fake upside-down Nike logos, fake cigarettes, fake yawns, fake camo gear etc. We looked on incredulously as the steamed bun seller stared at the sky through a one Yuan note, making sure it was counterfeited. Even then, the buns were just a mass of fake air…
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Photos from the Great Wall
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1 min read
Finally, an explanation for why Chinese people seem to have one leg longer than the other. Sorry. Some guy tried to tell me that they used sticky rice instead of mortar in the construction of the Wall. Make of this what you will. The brilliantly designed forts feature delightful vistas through medieval windows that allow…
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Heroin Archers: “Helium Parachute”
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1 min read
DNRC064 | LP | 2007
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“Please do it for me.”
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2 min read
Good day David! At first I should tell you about my appear, so I got E-mail from one DATING AGENCY but really that was VERY STRANGE for me because I closed all my accounts at DATING SITES, because I don’t like people who are interested just in non SERIOUS RELATIONS, I have much FRIENDS from…
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Tofu Kangaroos: “Gamey”
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2 min read
DNRC063 | EP | 2007
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That’s Buddha
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2 min read
Listen to a live version of this poem performed in Montreal. Läs på svenska.
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That’s Buddha (demo)
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3 min read
I’ve uploaded this original demo version more for posterity than for any other good reason. But that’s Buddha.
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Anonymous (Fake
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1 min read
there is something very pseudo about all this – there is something very pseudo about you – every thing you do is fake (you are a fake – is nothing real to you? your ‘art’ (if you can call it that) is mediocre) it’s all so juvenile and all so – ‘middlebrow’ … king of…
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Imaginary Mao II
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3 min read
our first date – what a write-off! i even bought you flowers – you selfish man! you could have told me you’d double-booked – hell! million-booked more like it boy you had a nerve making all of us line up like school-kids in our uniforms hand in hand boys & girls two by two round…
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Beijingku
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1 min read
two fluffy white buns filled with nothing but hot air ah, spring in beijing!†
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Shanghaiku
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1 min read
outside my window a hundred games of mah-jonng spring rain in shanghai
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Yesterday’s Armies
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1 min read
even yesterday there was a tomorrow but that’s today and now yesterday has no tomorrow only something like the days before when armies were just as foreign as something in a foreign newspaper that (torn down† contained news from our foreign wars that happened days before or even some time in that crystal future’s past…