Tag: Scaramouche

  • Hello, my name is Scaramouche. Welcome to my world. My master Davey Dreamnation has set up this special blog for me, so that I can share with you my inner thoughts and meditations. I have often wished to express myself through words but as I cannot speak, I have felt very frustrated up until now.…

  • In an apparent attempt to rid himself of the controversy that has plagued him ever since he made the mistake of saying he enjoyed watching the US sitcom “Alf”, Davey Dreamnation has declared his former best friend and interpreter “dead” in an official Camp Davey ceremony. “Well, the fact is that he’s sick of this…

  • For the second time this week, Wellington was rocked today by a publicity earthquake as news surfaced of compromising photos featuring Davey Dreamnation’s pet llama Scaramouche and the supposed wife of Kiwi pop icon Stung. According to Auckland-based Internet news site www.suxshooterz.co.nz, the photos, showing Scaramouche and Mouse in the most compromising of positions (including…

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  • Davey Dreamnation was in shock last night after learning of a freak accident involving his pet llama Scaramouche. While the exact cause and circumstances of the incident may never be known, it is believed that the two day old friend of the embattled entertainer may have been trapped inside a 3D picture viewer, after being…