Author: Davey Dreamnation
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stop f***ing paying out on “bogans”
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Untitled … after I pass! Fucking weird. … walk to the bus stop. … what are they paying these oafs for … they arenÕt bogans and actually had … ve been checking out any female that … bad samaritan : the archives … me. I hate bogans with loud stereos … party didnÕt stop Ôtill…
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Wild scenes reminiscent of the Beatles’ tour of Australia confronted the rapidly icon-becoming Davey Dreamnation when he touched down at Darwin International Airport last Saturday. The handsome singer was whisked through security checks and bundled into a waiting armoured personnel carrier, before expressing his amazement at the welcome through his interpreter. “Davey is amazed,” confirmed…
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Davey Dreamnation lashes out at critics
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On a day characterised by freak weather accidents and unexplained shortages of light bulbs, Davey Dreamnation has lashed out at critics of his music, his audacious tour of the top end and – most paradoxically – himself, in an extraordinary series of outbursts at Melbourne’s Tullamarine airport. Virtually no single pop star in the world…
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In a week fast becoming known for its unexpected news stories, Stung, New Zealand’s answer to Sting, has announced Davey Dreamnation as number one support act for his upcoming tour of Australasia. Under the moniker of Stung’s “Nothing Like the Stung” Tour, Davey will play a variety of outdoor venues around Australia, in a set…
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Davey Dreamnation announces new band name, line-up
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Hot on the heels of what has been described as “a very strange piece of music”, Davey Dreamnation’s interpreter announced at lunch time today that Davey will be joined on stage for his tour of the top end by manic flugel horn combo, The Abbatoir. Clearly speaking from a payphone in an airport departure lounge,…
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did you know that sting is sixty?
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Ali turns sixty … the same as he did at 20 has wasted … Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee His … you see me, now you donÕt George thinks he will, but I know he wonÕt. … I Know What You Did Last Monday – WCWWF thoughts, WM17, New … I left…
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Citing “masses of evidence” and “hours of 4-track tapes”, a man claiming to be the ex-manager of The Spirit Levels last night aired some extraordinary claims in relation to said band’s demise, the fallout from which will quite possibly render the earth uninhabitable for several years. The man, who would only identify himself as O.N.…
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Davey Dreamnation announces top end tour dates
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Following the rise and fall this week of one of Melbourne’s most sensational pop trios, Davey Dreamnation, enigmatic pop ironist and rumoured scientologist, announced today (again through an interpreter) details of his forthcoming tour of the Northern Territory. Despite the fact that he is no longer a member of The Spirit Levels, Davey has assembled…
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The Spirit Levels
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New teen sensations The Spirit Levels have arrived back in Australia after an exhausting eight hour tour of Tasmania, where they recorded what they hope will become both sides of a double a-sided single, prospectively entitled “wood chip monks/ girder”. “Yeah,” opines lead flautist and bush-bass player Bailey, “we needed to get out there, get…
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just a thought
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Could all magnets please move to the back of the bust. This is your capstan speaking. We have muffled significant recommendations in barnacle manouevres. Could all maggots and dragnets behove after the crack of the nuts. We’re going to contempt a small drill, and will be gunning gatekeeper dilly bags for the sake of these…
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sparklers at the gates of salivation
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Thanks, Quincey.
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hootie, i’m gonna switch you off
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Top of the morning to you! … think i am gonna go out tonight … Hootie Mcboob33 Registered User … today, man I’m looking forward … theWebroom Asshole Switch – [off] Posts: 411 (3 … morning to you! … last night … Hootie Mcboob33 Registered User … what I’m doing friday … most likely gonna…
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thank god they never did find richey manic
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Guardian Unlimited Observer | Review | Why did they have to go? … was all: thank god for that … wanted to find him and … band, the Manic Street Preachers … big time. Richey, with his … brother. They are … he did jump … might never be … therapy? … website! They thank…
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Ninja pr¿ver Œ herje med Javascript
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Ninja pr¿ver Œ herje med Javascript last update: 19.08.2001 Maybe I should just write news here? 08/10.7001 A lot of thoughts … Ninja pr¿ver Œ herje med Javascript Ninja pr¿ver Œ herje med Javascript Ninja pr¿ver Œ herje med Javascript You know what to do to navigate, right? This page is starting here This is…