Let’s be mad scientists and make a Kafka clone!
Or a sequel to Teh Depression, this time with more
masticating (oh & the rabbit gets shot at the end;
Let’s be like bad cryogenics, bring a Walt Disney
& a couple of tea-towels (don’t forget Phar Lap’s
head! (hey & this time the rabbit wins), m-kay?
I’ve got one: let’s be Dexter from Perfect Match,
You know, that robot. What, together? Well, no.
(in this version there is no rabbit & no fun runs
either. Dare I say boring? No, you may not say.
Let’s be gerbils, then. They’re closely related to
rabbits. When stripped of their skins, in fact, they
look almost identical. Just a bit smaller. Granted.
Are we almost there? Are we there? There yet?
Let’s get so into the meta-text that we forget
(the trial continues.
About the author
Davey Dreamnation (1972–?) is an Australalian musician, vocalist, pirate and record-label owner who now lives 'in the third person'.