Let’s be mad scientists and make a Kafka clone! Or a sequel to Teh Depression, this time with more masticating (oh & the rabbit gets shot at the end; Let’s be like bad cryogenics, bring a Walt Disney & a couple of tea-towels (don’t forget Phar Lap’s head! (hey & this time the rabbit wins), m-kay? I’ve got one: let’s be Dexter from Perfect Match, You know, that robot. What, together? Well, no. (in this version there is no rabbit & no fun runs either. Dare I say boring? No, you may not say. Let’s be gerbils, then. They’re closely related to rabbits. When stripped of their skins, in fact, they look almost identical. Just a bit smaller. Granted. Are we almost there? Are we there? There yet? Let’s get so into the meta-text that we forget (the trial continues.