Gowayz ob LOL: Iz In Ur Bodeh xtrc,

     1.

Iz in ur bodeh xtrc,
Teh rms ob dey iz luvs purr meh. Iz w00t an iz purr dey,
Dey not want! meh purr till iz go wif dey, respawnd dey,
An puur dey, an den WTF dey ful wif teh LOL ob teh sowl. 

Iz not want dawted dat fose iz kurupt feir own bodeh 
    cawnceal femselvs?
An if fose who googie teh nom r bad sa dey who defile teh ded?
An if teh bodeh does not want do fulleh as mwch as teh sowl?
An if teh bodeh ware not teh sowl, wut iz

Srly?

     2.

Teh luvs ob teh bodeh ob yung nekkid guy or Kitteh, 
    teh bodeh itsef awl Zzzzzz ... ZOMG!
Dat ob teh yung nekkid guy iz parfet, an dat ob teh Kitteh 
    iz parfet. 

K.?

Srsly.

Kfxbai.

Walt Whitman, ‚ÄòI Sing the Body Electric’
Leaves of Grass 1st edition
LOL