“Iz Haz 500 Intnnl Sehva Erraz?”

Sry, sumfink iz wennt rong. 
1 teem ov highry train munkees 
can haz bin discached 2 derl wif diz shitewashun. 

k? 

k. 

O bai de weighs, iff yew seez dem, shough dem diz infrmashiyion:

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srly. 

1 ov 1 pplz fownd diz anser hepfull. Diyed yew?

KFXBAI

Gowayz ob LOL: Iz In Ur Bodeh xtrc,



     1.

Iz in ur bodeh xtrc,
Teh rms ob dey iz luvs purr meh. Iz w00t an iz purr dey,
Dey not want! meh purr till iz go wif dey, respawnd dey,
An puur dey, an den WTF dey ful wif teh LOL ob teh sowl. 

Iz not want dawted dat fose iz kurupt feir own bodeh 
    cawnceal femselvs?
An if fose who googie teh nom r bad sa dey who defile teh ded?
An if teh bodeh does not want do fulleh as mwch as teh sowl?
An if teh bodeh ware not teh sowl, wut iz

Srly?

     2.

Teh luvs ob teh bodeh ob yung nekkid guy or Kitteh, 
    teh bodeh itsef awl Zzzzzz ... ZOMG!
Dat ob teh yung nekkid guy iz parfet, an dat ob teh Kitteh 
    iz parfet. 

K.?

Srsly.

Kfxbai.


Walt Whitman, ‚ÄòI Sing the Body Electric’
Leaves of Grass 1st edition
LOL

W00t Wiitmeh: “To ah Commawn Pron”



B ceiling cat - b at eez wif meh - Iz r W00t Wiitmeh, 
               libaral az lusteh Naychar; 
Not want till teh sun xclusd yu, do I xclusds yu; 
Not want till teh watars refewez rutsl can haz yu, an teh gowayz 
          rutsl fur can haz yu, do meh
    Werdz
	Rutsl glstn an rutsl fur can haz? can haz yu. 
  
Meh Kitteh, Iz b wif yu nom nom - an I chag yu mayk peparashn
    to
	B
	Worfeh to meet meh, 
An I chag yu dat yu b payshen an parfet til Iz coem grl.
  
Til fen, Iz salut yu wif a sinifcatn l00k, dat yu can haz not 
      fogets meh. Srsly.

W00t!

1.
I luvs hao in dis powem Wiitmeh xows teh Ceiling Cat sesin ob teh bryd gr00m iz heer for teh bryd. B redy, b worfy, wen iz coem in yu. An him tayks awn dat Ceiling Cat ZOMG vishun, ware teh sadst an WTF ppl iz can haz nom nom wif a cone srly. Dis iz anofar inna lawng saries ob ppl, fings, places dat Wiitamun sez I can haz LOL wifin him, an cal i ob dey g00d. Fese daiz, hardar an hardar can haz imagine swch ZOMG. But wii haz to fink dat old w0lt can haz frew teh blk hor ob him naayshn, a WTF dat iz ded moer maricun fan i ofar WTF, an cald it LOL. Fare haz to b sumfin OMG in dat. Or iz can haz him iz crsy. Or bof.

Matt

2.
Yo dis powem iz ight but i s00 betta awnes srry homie iz true LOL

Tawnya

Walt Whitman,
‘To a Common Prostitute’
LOL

Gowayz ob LOL: Sawng ob Meh (O Hai!)

An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling.
LOLCats Bible, Genesis 1:6

     1.

O hai iz cebrayt meh, b in ur meh,
An wut I as00m yu shal as00m,
Fur iz atomm belons meh as srly belons yu. K.

Iz loef an nvyt meh sowl,
Iz leen an loef at meh eez obsarvn a speer ob summar LOL.

Meh tugn, evareh atomm ob meh bl00d, form'd fwom dis soyl, 
    dis aix,
Bawn hare ob Kitteh bawn hare fwom Kitteh teh saym, an feir
    Kitteh teh saym, YKWIS.
Iz haz Kitteh yrs iz parfect healf xan haz,
Iz can haz to cheezbrger til ded.

Ceiling cat an sch00ls in ur computaw
LOL Cat iz can haz wut dey r, but nevar sez,
Iz not want baf for g00d or bad, I parmit l00k 
      but sez awl can haz not,
Nachur wifowt chek but shr iz wif rngal enargeh. K?

K.


Kfxbai.

W.W., ‘Song of Myself’
Leaves of Grass, 1st edition.