hello!—i am so happy to be a farang in your country relieved to discover this word that describes me & pleased to be here spending all my money on trinkets & going to the toilet—hooray! now even my shit is farang! a foreign body yearning to be assimilated! get out of thailand i say to my ungrateful excrement leave more room for kfc & coke i look forward also to depositing another 500 baht at the airport (also farang) & can't wait to develop all of my excellent photos —bye for now!
About the author
Davey Dreamnation (1972–?) is an Australalian musician, vocalist, pirate and record-label owner who now lives 'in the third person'.
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