B ceiling cat - b at eez wif meh - Iz r W00t Wiitmeh,
libaral az lusteh Naychar;
Not want till teh sun xclusd yu, do I xclusds yu;
Not want till teh watars refewez rutsl can haz yu, an teh gowayz
rutsl fur can haz yu, do meh
Werdz
Rutsl glstn an rutsl fur can haz? can haz yu.
Meh Kitteh, Iz b wif yu nom nom - an I chag yu mayk peparashn
to
B
Worfeh to meet meh,
An I chag yu dat yu b payshen an parfet til Iz coem grl.
Til fen, Iz salut yu wif a sinifcatn l00k, dat yu can haz not
fogets meh. Srsly.
W00t!
1.
I luvs hao in dis powem Wiitmeh xows teh Ceiling Cat sesin ob teh bryd gr00m iz heer for teh bryd. B redy, b worfy, wen iz coem in yu. An him tayks awn dat Ceiling Cat ZOMG vishun, ware teh sadst an WTF ppl iz can haz nom nom wif a cone srly. Dis iz anofar inna lawng saries ob ppl, fings, places dat Wiitamun sez I can haz LOL wifin him, an cal i ob dey g00d. Fese daiz, hardar an hardar can haz imagine swch ZOMG. But wii haz to fink dat old w0lt can haz frew teh blk hor ob him naayshn, a WTF dat iz ded moer maricun fan i ofar WTF, an cald it LOL. Fare haz to b sumfin OMG in dat. Or iz can haz him iz crsy. Or bof.
I luvs hao in dis powem Wiitmeh xows teh Ceiling Cat sesin ob teh bryd gr00m iz heer for teh bryd. B redy, b worfy, wen iz coem in yu. An him tayks awn dat Ceiling Cat ZOMG vishun, ware teh sadst an WTF ppl iz can haz nom nom wif a cone srly. Dis iz anofar inna lawng saries ob ppl, fings, places dat Wiitamun sez I can haz LOL wifin him, an cal i ob dey g00d. Fese daiz, hardar an hardar can haz imagine swch ZOMG. But wii haz to fink dat old w0lt can haz frew teh blk hor ob him naayshn, a WTF dat iz ded moer maricun fan i ofar WTF, an cald it LOL. Fare haz to b sumfin OMG in dat. Or iz can haz him iz crsy. Or bof.
Matt
2.
Yo dis powem iz ight but i s00 betta awnes srry homie iz true LOL
Tawnya
Walt Whitman,
‘To a Common Prostitute’
LOL
