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Author: Davey Dreamnation

Davey Dreamnation (1972–?) is an Australalian musician, vocalist, pirate and record-label owner who now lives ‘in the third person’. View his full biography.

  • Even More Definitions of Leukerd

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    21. Small-time comedian whose material is more suited to spoken word. 22. Time traveller. 23. To play phone-tag, eg: “Yeah, well I rang him and left a message and then he rang back and left a message and so I texted him and he texted me back and finally I tried calling his work number…

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  • More Definitions of Leukerd

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    11. To believe that Gouda cheese is Australian. 12. Guus Hiddink. 13. A toothbrush. 14. Small blister caused by badly-fitting roller skates. 15. To skate around a roller rink while holding onto the guard rail. 16. Noise made by small cats after drinking too much milk. 17. Turkish delight. 18. Affectionate name for Buddha. 19.…

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  • P.S. Exclusive

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  • Definitions of Leukerd

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    1. Small wingless bird, usually found in desert areas. Eats only wasabi peas. 2. The feeling when one forget one’s own PIN, and thus end up watching in horror as the machine swallows one’s ATM card. “All of a sudden I felt leukerd, then just stupid.” 3. To dance perpetually in a room containing one…

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  • New Space Seasons

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    (1) high season before anyone gets there. clean airports. season for new roads and sidewalks. haircuts to die for. fancy dress outfitters. convenience stores. spare parts for rocket ships. strong coffee. (2) slack season of our eventual reunion. in a sunny room where it’s always possible to forecast the weather. bicycle riding. small kittens and…

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  • Apestaartje

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    do monkeys eat bananas with their tails or is that just another urban myth? & if they had computer access don’t you think they’d use that tail to move the mouse -† or is that just another red bandanna gag? & if they could send us emails (what do you think they’d tell? writing from…

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  • Gucci Milk

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    Gucci milk laced with honey, captured on DVD. The long, slow passion milk of deferral and delay. Cargoes sweating in holds. Sold at small card tables on the streets of Shanghai, alongside orange quick-call phones and bolts. Batteries and pin-head chips that store our deep-freeze desires, our ceiling fan dreams. Milk girl, tall lady. Hair…

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  • Fake Crazy

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    Wah! We were going fake-crazy in the hutongs – fake upside-down Nike logos, fake cigarettes, fake yawns, fake camo gear etc. We looked on incredulously as the steamed bun seller stared at the sky through a one Yuan note, making sure it was counterfeited. Even then, the buns were just a mass of fake air…

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  • Photos from the Great Wall

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    Finally, an explanation for why Chinese people seem to have one leg longer than the other. Sorry. Some guy tried to tell me that they used sticky rice instead of mortar in the construction of the Wall. Make of this what you will. The brilliantly designed forts feature delightful vistas through medieval windows that allow…

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  • Heroin Archers: “Helium Parachute”

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    DNRC064 | LP | 2007

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  • “Please do it for me.”

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    Good day David! At first I should tell you about my appear, so I got E-mail from one DATING AGENCY but really that was VERY STRANGE for me because I closed all my accounts at DATING SITES, because I don’t like people who are interested just in non SERIOUS RELATIONS, I have much FRIENDS from…

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  • Tofu Kangaroos: “Gamey”

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    DNRC063 | EP | 2007

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  • That’s Buddha

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    Listen to a live version of this poem performed in Montreal. Läs på svenska.

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  • That’s Buddha (demo)

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    I’ve uploaded this original demo version more for posterity than for any other good reason. But that’s Buddha.

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  • Anonymous (Fake

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    there is something very pseudo about all this – there is something very pseudo about you – every thing you do is fake (you are a fake – is nothing real to you? your ‘art’ (if you can call it that) is mediocre) it’s all so juvenile and all so – ‘middlebrow’ … king of…

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