Category: Definitions of Leukerd (page 1 of 2)

91. To stare resolutely at one’s shoes while playing the guitar.

92. Hair that’s just long enough to tuck behind the ears.

93. A couple who share the same shoe and jean sizes.

94. An ex-smoker’s ex.

95. The official name of the 23-hour-day movement.

96. Local council community consultation addict.

97. Ten years of conservative government (colloquial).

98. Idiosyncratic but persistent typographical error (e.g. “otehr”, “tehre”).

99. To believe that the film Point Break was not actually shot on location in Torquay, Australia (and, by extension, to believe that Keanu Reeves is a great actor).

100. A definition of leukerd.

81. To search for words you don’t understand in random dictionaries.

82. The pregnant pause when two people are thinking the same thing.

83. Chili-covered peanuts.

84. Overuse of emoticons in hand-written correspondence.

85. “Cheers”.

86. A great year.

87. An imaginary fiend.

88. The name of Bruce Springsteen’s guitar.

89. Bandage-wearing fetish.

90. A breathless explanation.

71. To die in an explosion.

72. Dryness of skin caused by spending too long inside a centrally-heated house.

73. The opposite of schadenfreude.

74. To think that you recognise someone, call out to them and then realise when they turn around that you have been mistaken.

75. To turn around upon hearing a name being called out, even when it is not your own name.

76. Steamed buns.

77. The place where words you do not understand go when they die.

78. Comic form based upon exploiting the humour inherent in conversations between studio anchorpersons and roving reporters in different time zones.

79. To assume that Leukerd is a male name.

80. A male name.

61. To come close to realising the definition of a word, without realising how close you actually are.

62. The smallest capital city in the world (Republic of Gouda, population: 2).

63. A hot flush caused by wearing too many layers of clothing in a library.

64. To dream about somebody while talking to them on the phone.

65. To dream via email.

66. Secret alliance of death-kiss experts.

67. Obscure poetic form based on currency conversion.

68. A dead sparrow that comes back to life.

69. To respond to the question “Why?” with the answer “Because”.

70. I can’t believe I’ve made it to seventy definitions of leukerd when all I ever wanted was one.

51. The fifty-first item in a list.

52. A notebook filled with definitions of leukerd.

53. To continue to repeat a joke even though it is no longer funny.

54. Small piece of green vegetable lodged between the teeth.

55. Traditional Korean game in which the object is to lose all one’s marbles.

56. Bed hair.

57. Apologist for the nuclear power industry.

58. The feeling you get when you realise that everyone in the world thinks differently.

59. Someone who pretends not to be interested in football and then makes fun of you when your team loses.

60. Potato rocket launcher.