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[d/dn] slams NME ‘hacks’
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Camp Davey erupted this morning after it was learnt that the NME has apparently rejected a request from the troubled artist to stop the war in Iraq. “Look, I don’t know who you are or what camp you belong to,” snapped a harried-sounding NME staffer via telephone from London, “but there’s a war going on,…
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Editor: Greg M. Smith Publisher: New York: NYU Press, 1999 Review Published: May 2003 Original source: Resource Center for Cyberculture Studies
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I am the penguin
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Tyrone hears me coming. He?s got the back door open as I pull up, heaving, in a compressed mess of jass-fumes and the motorway?s electricity evaporating out of me. “Davey, jack your freaking payload, hey? I?m not burning hydro time hanging around for any more scenarios, okay?” “Buff my ram, Tyrone!” “Davey?” “Kick it, man…
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[d/dn] celebrates his 1st birthday
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Camp Davey was in pandemonium mode today after the first night of what sources close to the megalomaniacal star describe as “a four night bash to outdo Russell Crowe’s wedding.” Having brought in armed police to calm the massive crowds outside the Camp Davey gates, camp administrator Pixel Mouse ordered the use of lemonade cannons.…
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Signalling that he is champing at the bit to re-install a more democratic comments system on his site, Davey Dreamnation has taken the drastic step of discontinuing the use of his name in blog headlines. “I think it’s all part of an attempt to make this crummy site look less home-made. Hats off to him,…
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imaginary cities: vera
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if velo wears a cardboard crown then surely vera appears draped in green. her streets lean lovingly into nature strips, storm drains and kerbs. through electric streets traffic whirs as through a blender, anti-clockwise, in unsprawled packets. and the ever insisting mosquito, its visa due to expire momentarily then mysteriously validated, like a light switch…
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imaginary cities: velo
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velo city, the velvet night trips me, i can’t see jack via fistlight. this causeway’s all gone soupy, overpasses to nowhere, streetlights disappearing like forests or an empty highway. how they thought they’d inhabit this sprawl of a mountain, i don’t know. thirty five ke-los from one end to the other, grand population: zero. even…
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In the clearest sign yet that he is planning on trading in his zoot suit for a mortar board, Davey Dreamnation today announced his intention to provide the Australian government with “top quality and highly useful security research”. Unveiling the research as part of a broad-sweeping response to the Howard government’s recently-announced higher education research…
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Holly
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Tread gently here, we are in Turkey. Holly and I walk down to the markets, past the massive stone museum with its solitary memorial tree, down the cracked bitumen paths to the river. The markets are closed. Cardboard boxes, flung from deserted stalls, fill the alleys with their stuck stenches – fish, olives, fruit. Over…
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Davey Dreamnation unveils new website
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Despite a distinct lack of fanfare and barely the faintest whiff of media attention, Davey Dreamnation has determined to put his past behind him and as of today has moved his international web presence to a new home, under his own domain name. “It’s obviously going to take people a while to get used to…
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Camp Davey close-down continues in earnest
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In late-breaking news, it was revealed today that Camp Davey is still in close-down mode, despite the festive season having long passed by. Sources within the Camp could not be roused from a deep, post-prandial slumber this morning, leading to speculation that Christmas hampers distributed to friends and guests of the obscure pop genius may…
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Brixton
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Rain fell in Brixton this morning, I looked out the window and saw little spittle fields on the bricks. Searching for my keys while News 2 blared, I felt a shadow cloud my concentration. I trudged up and down the stairs three times in my squeaky new boots. If I keep this sort of exercise…
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Camp Davey begins long festive season close-down
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With the festive season fast approaching, boffins at the Camp Davey Information Technology hub have been working around the clock, in order to spruce things up a bit ahead of an expected influx of Christmas web traffic. “That’s right,” confirmed Camp Davey IT Support Officer Quito via facsimile this afternoon, “I need three bananas and…
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Original [d/dn] archives to be re-released?
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Never one to submit to public expectations, Davey Dreamnation has rumoured that he may re-release an edited version of his rise to fame, as documented in Davey Dreamnation v 1.01, just weeks after taking the website down. Sources at a slight distance from the obviously megalomaniacal star suggest the re-release may be an attempt to…
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Last Update!
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Davey Dreamnation has sold out and has thus been temporarily shut down. Davey wishes to thank all his fans for their continued support and understanding during this difficult time. He is reported to be hard at work on his new album, Recognition of Prior Learning and will return in the near future with a new…