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W00t Wiitmeh: “To ah Commawn Pron”



B ceiling cat - b at eez wif meh - Iz r W00t Wiitmeh, 
               libaral az lusteh Naychar; 
Not want till teh sun xclusd yu, do I xclusds yu; 
Not want till teh watars refewez rutsl can haz yu, an teh gowayz 
          rutsl fur can haz yu, do meh
    Werdz
	Rutsl glstn an rutsl fur can haz? can haz yu. 
  
Meh Kitteh, Iz b wif yu nom nom - an I chag yu mayk peparashn
    to
	B
	Worfeh to meet meh, 
An I chag yu dat yu b payshen an parfet til Iz coem grl.
  
Til fen, Iz salut yu wif a sinifcatn l00k, dat yu can haz not 
      fogets meh. Srsly.

W00t!

1.
I luvs hao in dis powem Wiitmeh xows teh Ceiling Cat sesin ob teh bryd gr00m iz heer for teh bryd. B redy, b worfy, wen iz coem in yu. An him tayks awn dat Ceiling Cat ZOMG vishun, ware teh sadst an WTF ppl iz can haz nom nom wif a cone srly. Dis iz anofar inna lawng saries ob ppl, fings, places dat Wiitamun sez I can haz LOL wifin him, an cal i ob dey g00d. Fese daiz, hardar an hardar can haz imagine swch ZOMG. But wii haz to fink dat old w0lt can haz frew teh blk hor ob him naayshn, a WTF dat iz ded moer maricun fan i ofar WTF, an cald it LOL. Fare haz to b sumfin OMG in dat. Or iz can haz him iz crsy. Or bof.

Matt

2.
Yo dis powem iz ight but i s00 betta awnes srry homie iz true LOL

Tawnya

Walt Whitman,
‘To a Common Prostitute’
LOL

Gowayz ob LOL: Sawng ob Meh (O Hai!)

An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling.
LOLCats Bible, Genesis 1:6

     1.

O hai iz cebrayt meh, b in ur meh,
An wut I as00m yu shal as00m,
Fur iz atomm belons meh as srly belons yu. K.

Iz loef an nvyt meh sowl,
Iz leen an loef at meh eez obsarvn a speer ob summar LOL.

Meh tugn, evareh atomm ob meh bl00d, form'd fwom dis soyl, 
    dis aix,
Bawn hare ob Kitteh bawn hare fwom Kitteh teh saym, an feir
    Kitteh teh saym, YKWIS.
Iz haz Kitteh yrs iz parfect healf xan haz,
Iz can haz to cheezbrger til ded.

Ceiling cat an sch00ls in ur computaw
LOL Cat iz can haz wut dey r, but nevar sez,
Iz not want baf for g00d or bad, I parmit l00k 
      but sez awl can haz not,
Nachur wifowt chek but shr iz wif rngal enargeh. K?

K.


Kfxbai.

W.W., ‘Song of Myself’
Leaves of Grass, 1st edition.

Jethro’s Whitman Cabinet

” … a cabinet was specially made. O’Dowd’s wife Evangeline
had an uncle, Jethro Fryer, a carpenter who took on this task.

SANDRA BURT


i hammer nails & saw wood (to make his 
	house of whitman his shadow cabinet 

not a coffin so much as a grave of words
	a grove within which they sit together 

eva (my niece with her apples & he his - 
	leaves of glass or whatever he does 

no matter I am really a carpenter & i am
	alive in a book in these lines of poesie

my name is (jethro fryer it's a name to 
	whisper down lanes or to slice shavings

of curled wood from a plane or chisel 
	with, some trick played with mirrors 

a dovetail joint almost invisible my 
	fingers search the seams for meanings 

a quiet word or a pencilled line a blade
	in the workshop the rich scent of horses 

& foggy blurred monday morning noise
	he strides in like the prophet of nonsense
 
morning jethro! uncle in law i ask you
	(it's an apothecary's cabinet he's wanting -

to place his liquor above a young one's
	innocent grasping hands though (oh no he

says not that nothing like that at all in
	fact whitman (he - see whitman leaves 

he intones leaves of glass well he's almost 
	lost meh there look here he starts sudden

pointing to his jacket you see this here
	he insists it's a leaf a blade soft green

- & so I want a cabinet that's made of leaves
	do you follow meh jethro (i do, i swear!

inside his whitman cabinet he places the latest
	masterpiece lord captain nice & snug it sits

o it rests against its brothers like depressions
	six children in a single bed & as for meh

i remember generations sleeping outside on
	wide verandahs come winter or summer

when the rains fell (all safe as mother's milk
	beneath thin blankets thicker sheets

young men brought up on tough love walking
	miles to school (over glass we used to

joke strong as draught horses nevertheless -
	their calluses written into the books he

pores over every day for meaning imperial law
	that i abhor on principle but digest being

principled in defence of the commonest men
	imaginable (railway sleeper men abattoir

workers no one else will take on we see through
	them all their manhood & their memories

streetwalkers (whistles of a policeman as his
	truncheon made a drunkard dance arcs 

his dripping spittle yes i correspond & try to
	keep up with things  receive books

& newspapers in the mail still smelling of
	the postman's horse & hands of mother

sunshine soap (wrappings torn & frayed here
	just in behind the door of this cabinet

still coyly hiding the latest captain it's 
	a hit already & he hasn't even read it  


Cute

i wish to specifically send remembrances & love to you
& how is your mother bernard is she well? i do hope so

(tho i've never met her or your good self nevertheless
send her my regards & fred woods is well? i do hope 

the bruise heals soon (tho what happened i can't tell 
& young jim hartigan is he likewise well? i do hope so 

but please do send him my best regards & the solution 
to this week's crossword is enclosed ada i do hope she's

well you speak so highly of her now don't go jumping to 
conclusions bernard i can only go by what you tell meh

about your bowel movements bernard are they regular
i pray so for you know my views on this issue prunes &

buttermilk (enough said eva i presume she's well oh 
i hope so & as i know oh she's very cute in that photo

you mentioned enclosing never did arrive unfortunately 
still i see her pretty well from here & very cute she is 

& her parents mr & mrs fryer are both cute i hope so 
please also kindly pass on to dear mr fryer my sincere

congratulations on winning the bridge tournament &
don't ask how i know! tell ted he's wanted in several

states over here (i'm sure he'll get the joke it's private 
i don't recall who louie is but please send him or her

fond salutations & finally tom touchstone who i can't
place (no i'm getting nothing but suppose & hope he 

is well i guess that's all but also to other friends not 
named e.g. pet cats the milkman (oh he is a cute one

The First Letter

I am not going to praise your poetry to you
B. O’D.

BUT! you make the leaves & the grasses 
	speak for themselves! great scald of demos 
i am yours! master bending down to meh! 
	like a tree of man your mighty river flows
through days your poems like a dripping
	tap & i a drum that tap must fill! restless
spirits stranded somewhere in the reeds by 
	a riverbank we will walk on my prophet
after you have dunked my head & blessed meh
	made meh drink the brown river water's silt
the fury of our resistance to imperial drones
	master! none shall stand before us (none!
& no danger from our gentle hands (apostles
	walking together our hands brush gently
the grasses rushes our secret lives rising up
	like nations to be counted among the new 
& old this democracy! of our own making!
	bard of wisdom & of long summer days 
in libraries lit by a stained glass sun reading
	your poems arrayed in battle formations
line after line of soldiers' language & orders
	we cannot hear for the rushing sounds of 
rivers finally leaping free of drought (grey
	father of my new religion of men & words
that flow like rivers of milk from she-oak 
	trunks river gums & swarms of pollen bee-
seas & our fingers sticky with that love