Oh No! Oh Yes! It’s Leukerd Again.

61. To come close to realising the definition of a word, without realising how close you actually are.

62. The smallest capital city in the world (Republic of Gouda, population: 2).

63. A hot flush caused by wearing too many layers of clothing in a library.

64. To dream about somebody while talking to them on the phone.

65. To dream via email.

66. Secret alliance of death-kiss experts.

67. Obscure poetic form based on currency conversion.

68. A dead sparrow that comes back to life.

69. To respond to the question “Why?” with the answer “Because”.

70. I can’t believe I’ve made it to seventy definitions of leukerd when all I ever wanted was one.


About the author

Davey Dreamnation (1972–?) is an Australalian musician, vocalist, pirate and record-label owner who now lives 'in the third person'.

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