Would anyone be interested in helping me put out an anthology of poetry simply entitled Simply The Best? How about an album called Recognition of Prior Learning? Well, in relation to the final point, the wait is almost over. Davey Dreamnation has released the title track from his incendiary second album and it’s available right…

Fire services in the Camp Davey region were still on high alert last night, after a freak accident within the superstar’s secluded compound. While details, as ever, remain sketchy, it appears that the local fire brigade’s resources were stretched to their very limits when Davey accidentally set himself on fire. “I think he was trying…

A no-fly zone was enforced over the Camp Davey compound last night as preparations were made for Davey’s descent into his custom-built recording studio, where he will begin work on the follow-up to his sensational and blistering debut album, Islands In the Stream of Consciousness. “I’m not sure what he’s thinking of calling it –…

Camp Davey erupted this morning after it was learnt that the NME has apparently rejected a request from the troubled artist to stop the war in Iraq. “Look, I don’t know who you are or what camp you belong to,” snapped a harried-sounding NME staffer via telephone from London, “but there’s a war going on,…

Camp Davey was in pandemonium mode today after the first night of what sources close to the megalomaniacal star describe as “a four night bash to outdo Russell Crowe’s wedding.” Having brought in armed police to calm the massive crowds outside the Camp Davey gates, camp administrator Pixel Mouse ordered the use of lemonade cannons.…

Signalling that he is champing at the bit to re-install a more democratic comments system on his site, Davey Dreamnation has taken the drastic step of discontinuing the use of his name in blog headlines. “I think it’s all part of an attempt to make this crummy site look less home-made. Hats off to him,…