Seething since 2000*
A no-fly zone was enforced over the Camp Davey compound last night as preparations were made for Davey’s descent into his custom-built recording studio, where he will begin work on the follow-up to his sensational and blistering debut album, Islands In the Stream of Consciousness.
“I’m not sure what he’s thinking of calling it – as ever, people are pretty tight-lipped around here. But I suspect the new title may be quite similar to the last one – I’m betting on Islands In the Steam of Incendiary Showers,” stated the artist’s pet llama and confidante, Scaramouche. “But don’t quote me on that.”
Speaking on the condition of a rolling supply of neenish tarts, the plump animal refused to speculate on the style of music Davey will employ on the album.
“No, I prefer the chocolate ones. How would I know? I think he’ll try and sneak my theme song on there [“Scaramouche’s Theme”, featuring the llama himself on vocals] as a way of saying thanks for all the support I’ve given him over the past twelve months. I’m also looking forward to finally gaining my own web site. Davey tells me the boffins are working on it now.”