Camp Davey evacuation: as it didn’t happen

Follow the latest developments as if they didn’t happen.

It’s official: the Camp Davey evacuation is now in progress. O-or, was it?

In early April D/DN Tourism Commission (DTC) announced its decision to evacuate Camp Davey, following an escalation of the situation in the island resort’s Quarantine Area.

However, events since then suggest that the evacuation order may have been a ploy designed to coax certain Camp Davey residents out of the compound.

Follow the live developments as if they didn’t happen. This live blog is no longer being updated.

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The Camp Davey evacuation saw a stampede for the exit. Luckily, only Scaramouche was caught up in the scam.

Key events

  • DTC officials confirm evacuation was ‘a hoax’
  • DTC officials ‘walk back’ evacuation claims
  • Evacuation a death blow to Scaramouche’s career
  • Scaramouche ‘evacuated’ from Camp Davey
  • Davey Dreamnation addresses the media
  • Camp Davey: a disaster waiting to happen?
  • Welcome

About the author

Davey Dreamnation (1972–?) is an Australalian musician, vocalist, pirate and record-label owner who now lives 'in the third person'.

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