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Welcome to the bizarro world of contemporary pop entertainer, Davey Dreamnation. After testing the limits of musical credibility for four months, the perhaps mentally troubled artist has released a new song. Unfortunately, it’s a b-side again. As yet, Dreamnation has made no indication that he will ever release the a-side, which was supposedly called “Last…
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Rock multi-millionaire Davey Dreamnation officially joined the Internet community today by refreshing the front page of his web site seven times in a row, thereby pushing his site counter over the 1000 mark. “Sure, it sounds like cheating,” his spokewoman admitted, “but so what.” The rock star with the very long name joins many other…
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NME threatens Davey Dreamnation expose
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2 min read
Superstar singer-songwriter Davey Dreamnation awoke a marked man this morning, after learning that his name and reputation may be called into question in the pages of one of Britain’s most reputable sources of local and international news – the NME. Editorial staff at the paper would not be drawn on rumours that they are in…
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Davey Dreamnation announces artwork for next single/album without actually releasing a song
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Music lovers around the world are stunnned and amazed at the events that have unfolded in the past twenty four hours. Riding high on the commercial success of his second single theme song, not to mention the runaway popularity of his first single “Hot soup girl”, Davey Dreamnation has fuelled speculation of a third single…
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Croc Nation
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4 min read
Weapon put down his scuba gear on the remains of a park bench and caught his breath for a moment. The sun was setting low over the ocean, right next to the blinking lights of the oil rig, a common sight these days, these obsolete sentinels inhabiting almost every port deep enough to admit their…
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Davey Dreamnation: “Theme Song”
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DNRC004 | 7″ single | 2002
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Element may naver have existed.
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Roadhouse Blows
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Weapon took a shower at dawn, clocking as he did so two fat beads of moisture clinging to a shorn spear of grass on the concrete flooring, a deep green the same colour as his utility, now in hock, inside the sprawl’s walls. He availed himself of the roadhouse showers every day at dawn, religiously,…
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night sheds no tears
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my solitude’s a sketchbook inside my iris carvings a sun god hangs like a weather vane streaked redgold as a crepe paper doll the night rustles two green eyes in a sketchbook burst blank pages falling bank knife-wise to a floor in a melancholy voice say you are all going to a tonight my candles…
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Davey Dreamnation releases ‘Hot Soup Girl’ b-side
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Following hot on the heels of his phenomenal first single, “Hot Soup Girl”, Davey Dreamnation has confounded all public expectations by releasing a b-side, entitled, fittingly enough, “Davium”. “Yeah,” the popular but enigmatic entertainer announced today through his Esperanto-fluent interpreter, “I’ve discovered this new element, it’s called Davium. It’s so rare and so miniscule, it…
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This search poem is brought to you by the International Search Poetry Movement.
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stop f***ing paying out on “bogans”
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Untitled … after I pass! Fucking weird. … walk to the bus stop. … what are they paying these oafs for … they arenÕt bogans and actually had … ve been checking out any female that … bad samaritan : the archives … me. I hate bogans with loud stereos … party didnÕt stop Ôtill…
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Wild scenes reminiscent of the Beatles’ tour of Australia confronted the rapidly icon-becoming Davey Dreamnation when he touched down at Darwin International Airport last Saturday. The handsome singer was whisked through security checks and bundled into a waiting armoured personnel carrier, before expressing his amazement at the welcome through his interpreter. “Davey is amazed,” confirmed…
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Davey Dreamnation lashes out at critics
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On a day characterised by freak weather accidents and unexplained shortages of light bulbs, Davey Dreamnation has lashed out at critics of his music, his audacious tour of the top end and – most paradoxically – himself, in an extraordinary series of outbursts at Melbourne’s Tullamarine airport. Virtually no single pop star in the world…
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In a week fast becoming known for its unexpected news stories, Stung, New Zealand’s answer to Sting, has announced Davey Dreamnation as number one support act for his upcoming tour of Australasia. Under the moniker of Stung’s “Nothing Like the Stung” Tour, Davey will play a variety of outdoor venues around Australia, in a set…