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Author: Davey Dreamnation
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Davey Dreamnation’s venture into the glitzy world of fashion and pearls, lace and swine may well prove short-lived, after it was revealed tonight that he is planning to display the no sweat logo, meaning effectively that his clothing empire ambitions are doomed. Davey Dreamnation had only just returned from a barnstorming tour of the fashion…
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Official Camp Davey mourning period ends
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Journalists were finally allowed to smoke inside the mellow confines of Camp Davey this morning, in a clear sign that the period of grief following the timely death of Davey Dreamnation’s close pal Quito has come to a thankful end. Wiping tears from his strained face, Davey’s interpreter and new guitar player Scaramouche confirmed that…
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Scenes reminiscent of Davey Dreamnation’s Top End tour confronted journalists at the Camp Davey compound last night, after the artist’s spokesperson revealed the latest mp3.com.au artist chart rankings. After an inexplicably erratic first two weeks on the free music service, Davey Dreamnation has risen so far in the rankings he may soon need oxygen. “That’s…
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The title of Davey Dreamnation’s new b-side, “In a previous carnation”, has caused a storm of controversy in the U.K., after being named “worst single title of the week” on a Manchester-based website. While details are sketchy, it appears the song – an obvious attempt on the part of the beleagured star to shrug off…
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Davey Dreamnation has made a habit recently of confounding fans and critics alike. Now, the enigmatic and photogenic performer has gone one step further, by completely confounding and bamboozling himself. Today marks the launch of the unofficial “nu-gazer” remix of Davey’s killer pop tune “Loveless”. The new remix, with ex-Jet Ski Parts incendiary guitarist E.L.T.…
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Shoegazer indie remix of “loveless” in the cans – Andy Weatherall denies responsibility
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Having set himself the almost insurmountable task of reaching #1 on the all time mp3.com.au charts, Davey Dreamnation has bamboozled his critics by circulating rumours of an indie crossover remix of his recent single “Loveless”. While denying responsibility for the gloriously incendiary track, Andy Weatherall admitted to quite liking it. When asked how he had…
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Dreamnation website named “blog of the day” – Davey updates grim popularity forecasts accordingly
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Davey Dreamnation has drastically revised his popularity around the world after his international web site was named “blog of the day” today, Majorca time. “Davey Dreamnation is speechless,” confirmed Davey’s spokes-llama Scaramouche in an off-the-record conversation with two journalists yesterday. “Not since the andy warhol portrait scandal has Davey’s web site pulled such an astonishing…
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Davey Dreamnation album & chart rankings released- “i’m not that popular,” admits troubled star
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The wonders of new technology never ceasing to amaze, Davey Dreamnation has released evidence for the first time that he is not that famous. “That’s right,” confirmed his spokesperson Scaramouche, “the people running Davey’s artist page at mp3.com.au tell us that Davey’s songs have been downloaded a total of nineteen (19) times in the past…
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flat out on a highway lined with dim stars
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1 dim walkable shady streets lined with visiting movie stars we decided to check out that highway beyond charlton flat an apartment house for dim birds dart in and out bright-eyed blue-lined flowers shine tiny stars in their new star patterns in 2002 when i saw a dim flat i left highway 16 heading out…
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Internet photos of Scaramouche and Pixel Mouse “storm in a teapcup” says brave-faced Stung
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For the second time this week, Wellington was rocked today by a publicity earthquake as news surfaced of compromising photos featuring Davey Dreamnation’s pet llama Scaramouche and the supposed wife of Kiwi pop icon Stung. According to Auckland-based Internet news site www.suxshooterz.co.nz, the photos, showing Scaramouche and Mouse in the most compromising of positions (including…
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It’s official: Pixel Mouse & Stung tie the knot at “secret” Eden Park stadium gig/ceremony
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After a brief but notoriously well-documented courtship, Pixel Mouse and Stung (Davey Dreamnation’s former employee and best mate, respectively) have defied public outrage by getting married at a “secret” concert organised for a couple of thousand “friends” at Eden Park, Auckland. Speaking from their secluded hideaway in Sao Paulo (one of the largest cities in…
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Davey Dreamnation: “Loveless”
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DNRC009 | 7″ | 2002
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Davey Dreamnation was in shock last night after learning of a freak accident involving his pet llama Scaramouche. While the exact cause and circumstances of the incident may never be known, it is believed that the two day old friend of the embattled entertainer may have been trapped inside a 3D picture viewer, after being…
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Davey Dreamnation denies he is a blogger
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After a short vacation in Mongolia with his pet llama Scaramouche, Davey Dreamnation wasted no time this morning getting stuck into his opponents, the music press, even his fans, in a characteristic outburst at Heathrow Airport. Calling the British music press a bunch of “knaves” and his fans “losers”, Dreamnation signalled his intention to go…
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Pixel Mouse strikes back
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In what is sure to ignite further controversy and idle industry gossip, Pixel Mouse, former employee of Davey Dreamnation and now pop star in her own mind, has hit back at suggestions that Dreamnation’s latest single is a thinly-veiled attack on her integrity. “What, you think the song’s about me? Are you kidding? I happen…