It’s called Hot Soup Girl. Someone reading this will get the reference, but this may not be you. If you’re reading this in the future, you will of course not be able to download the track at all.
Because I will, by then, be a multi-platinum sales artist, and this track will only be available on my private fan site, access to which is granted solely by me and my trained llama.
So, enjoy, whilst ye still can.
Fans eager for a meagre slice of history can now download the song here.