Mr Tui

mr tui you'd have to win the "safest driver
in thailand" award you were a man of few
words but smooth driving actions eg your
easy familiarity with the nine hundred &
forty two sharp corners between chiang mai
& pai mr tui you knew when to sound your
horn around a hairpin bend when to change
down to second when to accelerate & swerved
superbly to avoid collapsed road shoulders
but mr tui the one criticism i would have
is that you flicked the windscreen wipers on
& off unnecessarily - it really was raining
quite heavily mr tui & you could have saved
yourself the trouble by leaving them on for
the entire trip - record time nevertheless :
2 hrs 56 mins start to finish khob khun khrap

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Davey Dreamnation (1972–?) is an Australalian musician, vocalist, pirate and record-label owner who now lives 'in the third person'.

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