my name is mud as in good i help you with
thai translation i am monkey & i am crazy
good at takraw & at takraw kicks—do you
see me where i practice? yes? at the beach
with a ball of flotsam-styrofoam & a piece
of string tied to a tree so i can kick & jump
like a crazy monkey there is no end to my
energy for the game & no one can tell what i
am thinking at any given moment - monkey!
ha! your name? david? david beckham? ha!
football!—takraw!—monkey!—you think i'm
crazy? i am mud as in good—good at takraw
see you next year you want sprite? 1000 baht!
yes! you want room? 1 million baht! yes! time
to practice again! & off he goes into the innocent
night—relax bay thailand keeping the peace
About the author
Davey Dreamnation (1972–?) is an Australalian musician, vocalist, pirate and record-label owner who now lives 'in the third person'.