my name is mud as in good i help you with thai translation i am monkey & i am crazy good at takraw & at takraw kicks—do you see me where i practice? yes? at the beach with a ball of flotsam-styrofoam & a piece of string tied to a tree so i can kick & jump like a crazy monkey there is no end to my energy for the game & no one can tell what i am thinking at any given moment - monkey! ha! your name? david? david beckham? ha! football!—takraw!—monkey!—you think i'm crazy? i am mud as in good—good at takraw see you next year you want sprite? 1000 baht! yes! you want room? 1 million baht! yes! time to practice again! & off he goes into the innocent night—relax bay thailand keeping the peace