Despair gripped Camp Davey this afternoon (Majorca time) after it was learnt that the mp3.com.au chart rankings had mysteriously disappeared, just as Davey was on the verge of achieving the coveted #1 lo-fi artist spot. The devastating news overshadowed the release yesterday of Davey’s incendiary Intake e.p. on the supposedly professional mp3.com.au site. “This is…

Continued international interest and a surge of downloads have left Davey Dreamnation gasping, like a fish out of mortar, on the verge of the #1 lo-fi artist spot on mp3.com.au. Sources close to the bemusing starburst confirmed this morning (Camp Davey time) that Davey’s incendiary new single “Departures” has led the way, debuting at #23…

The juggernaut that is Davey Dreamnation continues to roll inexorably down the far side of modern music’s mountain, with the release this morning (Majorca time) of a new single and b-side on mp3.com.au. The barnstorming single “Departures” has been described by the artist’s spokesperson as equal parts Pavement’s “Rattled By the Rush” and that “Popular”…

Davey Dreamnation has been laying low for the past week, due to an Internet pornography scam that has left his reputation smeared and his self-confidence at an all-time low. “While the facts are, as ever, elusive, it appears that Davey has been the subject of an extremely un-amusing Internet hoax involving alleged photographs of his…

After five long months of practicing, rehearsing, recording and re-mixing, Davey Dreamnation has finally sold out by beginning the massive task of shifting his songs from a backyard server to mp3.com.au. In a prepared statement issued by his pet llama early this morning (Majorca time), Davey stated that he has “had enough of server limitations,…

Jasmine has begun to flower inside the Camp Davey compound, as another winter ceases, and spring says: “Move over, Jack, wide load coming through.” Wih the change of seasons comes a chance to reflect on all that has happened to Davey since that fateful day in April this year when he uploaded his very first…

Despite the fact that it does not yet feature a title track, Davey Dreamnation’s “Islands in the stream of consciousness” has debuted at #4 on the mp3.com.au lo-fi album charts. In addition, Davey is ranked as the 4th most popular lo-fi artist of all time, and his nine songs released so far are all in…

Davey Dreamnation is in shock tonight, after learning that the release yesterday (Majorca time) of his debut album “islands in the stream of consciousness” has led to a stampede on the mp3.com.au charts. “It’s quite overwhelming, to tell you the truth,” gasped his latest interpreter and spokesperson Stung. “I mean, before today, Davey was averaging…

Davey Dreamnation is ensconsed in his Majorca studio today, busily tinkering with the track listing and cover art for his debut album, to be entitled “Islands in the stream of consciousness”. As fans of the puzzling but sincere star would already know, the album has been plagued by controversies, last minute jitches and downright annoying…

Davey Dreamnation has emerged from a self-imposed silence to find that nothing has changed, and that he shouldn’t have even bothered coming back. The confused artist’s bitterness follows a week of “hard slog” at Camp Davey, involving numerous emu parades and rubbish runs, disputes with DNRC over the title of Davey’s debut album and scuffles…

The entire Snowy River region was placed on high alert this morning, after it was revealed that Davey Dreamnation’s pet llama Scaramouche was abducted overnight in a planned animal liberation action. Speaking on a cell phone from Maui (where the entertainer has been advised he is safe from further attempts upon his life), Dreamnation spoke…