Hello to my many fans around the world. Today I have done very little, as I am resting in preparation for Davey’s massive Christmas party. This is very exciting for me. He has promised me my very own ham bone. I may well be the only carniverous llama in the world. I know what carniverous means now because Davey told me. He said it’s a word for “greedy llamas”. One day, he says, he will tell me what greedy means too. I have a couple of ideas for songs for my new album, but of course I cannot share them with you yet. Okay that’s all for now.

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