As far as auspicious dates go, April 7 is right up there. It’s the day on which we celebrate Davey Dreamnation’s creation (he is now three years old), and is also the day on which Russell Crowe came brawling and bawling into the world, forty years ago. To mark the occasion, the film star and…

Davey Dreamnation was reportedly in shock last night after receiving a phone call from DNRC in Majorca stating that they had found the master tapes from the recording sessions for Recognition of Prior Learning, a record he had been lead to believe had disappeared. “I’m completely jitched,” the rock star admitted, after listening to the…

Several fans who have been waiting for this piece of news may wish to sit down. Davey Dreamnation, whose second album Recognition of Prior Learning still gathers dust on the DNRC shelves, has tired of the drawstrings holding his signature jarmies together and has begun work on a third album, tentatively entitled Don’t Even Bother,…

In news just to hand, sources within Tribesco have confirmed that Davey Dreamnation, improbable rock star and marathon runner, will compete in the Athens Olympics, just days after Ian Thorpe took a dive for “my good friend.” Australian Olympic officials are said to be in a flurry over the superstar’s inclusion in the team. Meanwhile,…

Would anyone be interested in helping me put out an anthology of poetry simply entitled Simply The Best? How about an album called Recognition of Prior Learning? Well, in relation to the final point, the wait is almost over. Davey Dreamnation has released the title track from his incendiary second album and it’s available right…

Fire services in the Camp Davey region were still on high alert last night, after a freak accident within the superstar’s secluded compound. While details, as ever, remain sketchy, it appears that the local fire brigade’s resources were stretched to their very limits when Davey accidentally set himself on fire. “I think he was trying…

A no-fly zone was enforced over the Camp Davey compound last night as preparations were made for Davey’s descent into his custom-built recording studio, where he will begin work on the follow-up to his sensational and blistering debut album, Islands In the Stream of Consciousness. “I’m not sure what he’s thinking of calling it –…

Camp Davey erupted this morning after it was learnt that the NME has apparently rejected a request from the troubled artist to stop the war in Iraq. “Look, I don’t know who you are or what camp you belong to,” snapped a harried-sounding NME staffer via telephone from London, “but there’s a war going on,…

Camp Davey was in pandemonium mode today after the first night of what sources close to the megalomaniacal star describe as “a four night bash to outdo Russell Crowe’s wedding.” Having brought in armed police to calm the massive crowds outside the Camp Davey gates, camp administrator Pixel Mouse ordered the use of lemonade cannons.…

Signalling that he is champing at the bit to re-install a more democratic comments system on his site, Davey Dreamnation has taken the drastic step of discontinuing the use of his name in blog headlines. “I think it’s all part of an attempt to make this crummy site look less home-made. Hats off to him,…

In the clearest sign yet that he is planning on trading in his zoot suit for a mortar board, Davey Dreamnation today announced his intention to provide the Australian government with “top quality and highly useful security research”. Unveiling the research as part of a broad-sweeping response to the Howard government’s recently-announced higher education research…

Despite a distinct lack of fanfare and barely the faintest whiff of media attention, Davey Dreamnation has determined to put his past behind him and as of today has moved his international web presence to a new home, under his own domain name. “It’s obviously going to take people a while to get used to…