Tag: Davey Dreamnation
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Internet photos of Scaramouche and Pixel Mouse “storm in a teapcup” says brave-faced Stung
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For the second time this week, Wellington was rocked today by a publicity earthquake as news surfaced of compromising photos featuring Davey Dreamnation’s pet llama Scaramouche and the supposed wife of Kiwi pop icon Stung. According to Auckland-based Internet news site www.suxshooterz.co.nz, the photos, showing Scaramouche and Mouse in the most compromising of positions (including…
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It’s official: Pixel Mouse & Stung tie the knot at “secret” Eden Park stadium gig/ceremony
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After a brief but notoriously well-documented courtship, Pixel Mouse and Stung (Davey Dreamnation’s former employee and best mate, respectively) have defied public outrage by getting married at a “secret” concert organised for a couple of thousand “friends” at Eden Park, Auckland. Speaking from their secluded hideaway in Sao Paulo (one of the largest cities in…
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Davey Dreamnation: “Loveless”
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DNRC009 | 7″ | 2002
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Davey Dreamnation was in shock last night after learning of a freak accident involving his pet llama Scaramouche. While the exact cause and circumstances of the incident may never be known, it is believed that the two day old friend of the embattled entertainer may have been trapped inside a 3D picture viewer, after being…
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Davey Dreamnation denies he is a blogger
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After a short vacation in Mongolia with his pet llama Scaramouche, Davey Dreamnation wasted no time this morning getting stuck into his opponents, the music press, even his fans, in a characteristic outburst at Heathrow Airport. Calling the British music press a bunch of “knaves” and his fans “losers”, Dreamnation signalled his intention to go…
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Pixel Mouse strikes back
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In what is sure to ignite further controversy and idle industry gossip, Pixel Mouse, former employee of Davey Dreamnation and now pop star in her own mind, has hit back at suggestions that Dreamnation’s latest single is a thinly-veiled attack on her integrity. “What, you think the song’s about me? Are you kidding? I happen…
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Following on from the tumultuous events of last week, Davey Dreamnation has hit the news stands again – this time in the critically acclaimed online journal The Scam. Davey’s secret release of a 4-cd set live album, entitled “live at budokan” apparently did not escape the attention of the sharp-eyed (and eared) folks at the…
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Davey Dreamnation: “Live At Budokan”
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DNRC007 | 4 disc box set | 2002
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Davey Dreamnation installs new democratic processes – “i’m listening,” says now-solo superstar
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In response to yesterday’s shock announcement by Pixel Mouse that she has left the employ of Davey Dreamnation, the superstar has hit back by installing a new comments system on his international website. “There’s nothing malicious about it,” the artist claimed yesterday in an unsigned e-mail, “but the fact is that it was Dixie –…
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Davey Dreamnation: “Pixellate a Mouse”
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DNRC006 | 7″ single | 2002
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There was pandemonium in the streets of Melbourne this morning as Davey Dreamnation awoke to the news that his long time interpreter and spokeswoman has resigned. Announcing her intention to pursue a solo career under the name of Pixel Mouse, the formerly nameless interpreter, translator and university professor hinted that a series of alleged public…
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Davey Dreamnation: “The Sprawl”
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DNRC005 | 7″ single | 2002
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Welcome to the bizarro world of contemporary pop entertainer, Davey Dreamnation. After testing the limits of musical credibility for four months, the perhaps mentally troubled artist has released a new song. Unfortunately, it’s a b-side again. As yet, Dreamnation has made no indication that he will ever release the a-side, which was supposedly called “Last…
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Rock multi-millionaire Davey Dreamnation officially joined the Internet community today by refreshing the front page of his web site seven times in a row, thereby pushing his site counter over the 1000 mark. “Sure, it sounds like cheating,” his spokewoman admitted, “but so what.” The rock star with the very long name joins many other…
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NME threatens Davey Dreamnation expose
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Superstar singer-songwriter Davey Dreamnation awoke a marked man this morning, after learning that his name and reputation may be called into question in the pages of one of Britain’s most reputable sources of local and international news – the NME. Editorial staff at the paper would not be drawn on rumours that they are in…